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| Against You! |
[07 Apr 2006|11:48am] |
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How can people listen to Against Me! and not laugh their asses off? Dude sounds like a pirate. I just can't take them seriously, just like i can't listen to that idiot Dickface Barrett from the Bosstones. Maybe the leader singer from Against Me! should cross swords with the guy from Hot Water Music. Aarrrrrr, he'll make ye walk the plank, ye scurvy dog.
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| Dear Nasoya Organic Tofu, |
[12 Feb 2006|06:46pm] |
While I appreciate your current fine packaging, I would like to humbly suggest that you instead package your organic tofu directly in a toilet. This would most certainly save me time and energy, since I wouldn't have to go far to THROW IT UP. Not only did the "firm" tofu need Viagra AND Cialis, but it also tasted like it belonged in the toilet to begin with anyway. Clove? Seriously? How did you manage to infuse that much clove flavor into a block of tofu? I don't know where in China you got your recipe for "Chinese flavored" tofu, but you might want to remember that the Chinese use human waste as fertilizer, not a main ingredient. Cut that shit out (no pun intended). While you're at it, form a partnership with Simply Asia since their Kung Pao noodles were "simply Ass-ia". Together, you guys made quite the meal.
Sincerely,
Go to Hell
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| Were your brains on strike, too? |
[28 Dec 2005|01:19pm] |
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While I was home in NYC this holiday weekend, there were lots of people on the news complaining about how the transit strike ruined their holidays. Furious peeople blaming the "selfish" transit workers for why these poor procrastinators weren't able to shop for gifts in time. I'm sorry, but you waited until 5 days until Christmas and Chanukah to get gifts for your loved ones? Fuck you, don't blame a transit strike. Blame yourself, Charlie Hustle. Tell little Timmy he didn't get his bike or toy robot because you're a procrastinating piece of shit, not because thousands of people want better pensions. I'm not saying transit workers going on strike is a good thing, because it definitely cripples a city's economy and makes life harder for a lot of people. But don't blame your late shopping woes on the transit workers union going on strike. That's weak. There may not be a Santa Claus, but there is such a thing as personal accountability. I hope your stockings all got stuffed, bitches.
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| hey, she steals the sheets |
[06 Nov 2005|12:15am] |
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turns out i grind my teeth in my sleep. adding that to the fact that i snore sometimes, i am a wonderful bedmate. the grinding my teeth thing is a bit worrisome, seeing as how i wake up with my teeth hurting. i can't be sure, but i really think my teeth feel smaller than they did before. i am going to eat my own teeth. great. do i get some sort of medal for that?
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| breakfast |
[17 Oct 2005|11:24am] |
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i definitely just ate a snickers bar and a small individual serving bag of cheez its for breakfast. i'm awesome.
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| rather be yellow than red |
[12 Oct 2005|05:14pm] |
saw good night, and good luck last night - very good. the guy who played edward r. murrow did a great job and the casting was excellent for the most part. wasn't too thrilled with the jazz interludes since i felt they got in the way too much. thought it ended a bit abruptly but it was a very captivating movie. overall, an interesting movie with delightfully snappy dialogue and a few amazing shots. plus, the subject matter was very timely (sadly).
maybe day old buffalo fingers aren't a good idea. my stomach is already voicing its rage.
here's to hoping kiss kiss bang bang will be good, as well. mix val kilmer with some stuff blowing up and garnish with a bit of film noir? i'm there. VAL IS MY PAL.
lost will be on in less than four hours. i am happy.
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| 9am - 4:51 pm |
[03 Oct 2005|04:51pm] |
10:05 AM: half a poppy seed bagel
11:30 AM: bowl of honey bunches of oats w/almonds
11:35 AM: one package of Gripz Cheez Its
1:30 PM: can of shitty condensed campbell's chicken noodle soup and sesame seed bagel
2:00 PM: bag of gummi worms
4:45 PM: kit kat bar
4:50 PM: debating between fritos and a banged-up pear...a dollar says fritos win.
*amended*
4:55 PM: sometimes i surprise myself - pear won out. although...
4:57 PM: fritos
5:07 PM: choking on shame
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please come back, rodney harrison...
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| attractive... |
[18 Aug 2005|01:56pm] |
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it seems that's the name of a new band. made up of 3 guys from snapcase (RIP cheesey buffalo stop-and-start buffalo hardcore) and the lead singer from 6 going on 7 (RIP boston goodness). this sounds pretty interesting and potentially awesome. if anyone stumbles upon their website or anything, please do let me know.
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| gorilla bis-shits |
[15 Aug 2005|05:52pm] |
wow. watching the gorilla biscuits set from cbgb's and man, civ is just embarassing. it's fun to see and hear in a way, but it's also kinda sad. he used to have an excuse about not being able to sing, but now he's not a kid anymore. at least walter is making the guitar work more interesting.
ahahahaha, civ just replaced the "freestyle!" in "sitting round at home" to "freeze, nigga!"....uhm, can you be any more pathetic?
i hope cbgb's or some bootlegger decides to sell dvd's of complete sets from the cb's shows. i want the black train jack and kid dynamite sets. grey area would be kinda cute, too. ernie overload.
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| i hate morgan spurlock and his facial hair |
[15 Jun 2005|08:35pm] |
that guy is a douche. every time i see his obnoxious face, i want to punch it as much as humanely possibly. now he's got a tv show. that's wonderful. it's called 30 days or some crap and different people spend a month in radically different situations from their norm, like a conservative religious dude living with (gasp!) a gay roomate. or morgan spurcock spending 30 days working for minimum wage. boo fucking hoo, you bastard. in defense of people saying he's a toolbag and that he must be amazingly rich from supersize me, he said something like "i don't even have a million dollars." oh, you poor thing. let me bathe you in lavendar and ambrosia and fan you with a fucking palm frond.
i think i'm seething about that because i can't write about the work stuff that's bothering and frightening me. hooray!
oh yeah, i need to find a new place to live. this is all smiles, all the time.
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| stand up, stand up and stand down |
[29 May 2005|01:50am] |
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i don't know if i mentioned this here, but i went to china and japan last month. it was pretty freaking awesome. got to climb the great wall - both the crapload of stairs and the view from the top take your breath away. plus to get down you can pay 5 bucks to take a sled down a rickety metal slide. i was terrified at first because i'm afraid of heights but it seemed like it would be fun (and a fuck of a lot better than taking the deathtrap ski-lift thing). it was quite possibly the most liberating and fun thing i've done in years. genevieve and i had both wanted to go like 3 times faster than the slow people ahead of us allowed...so sad.
also went to see the terracotta warriors in xi'an because i'm a nerd. man, i look like such a tool.
this sign was in the garden in the forbidden city.
if you're not chinese, you must constantly walk around feeling like shit because you're not deep like that sign. it's freaking magical. it's like a unicorn is whispering those words right into your ear.
china: cheap and full of air pollution.
tokyo: expensive and full of convenience stores
too lazy to recap things in full, but if you want to know more, just let me know. i'll leave you with this: the night i was staying at the seedy beijing airport hotel, i was woken up by a persistent ringing of the phone:
"hello?"
"chinese girls? you like chinese girls?"
"uh...no. thank you, bye"
that's right, my lifelong dream of being offered hookers in a nasty airport hotel has finally come true. i'd like to add that, in the armoire, there was a pair of pants and tighty whities that were not mine and most certainly not clean. excellent! ahaha, it was fun. i know you want to know more.
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| kill bill? i'd love to |
[27 May 2005|09:17pm] |
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part one is stupid but somewhat entertaining. part two, anything that doesn't have to do with michael madsen's character is forced and incredibly boring. way to be an obnoxious, self-cocksucking hack. the only thing bigger than your ego is your suckitude. i want my two hours back for part 2, you ugly freak.
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[01 Apr 2005|12:53pm] |
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sin city opens today. yesssssssssss
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| 2006 |
[25 Mar 2005|09:36pm] |
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300. AND watchmen. how sick is that? directed by zack snyder (dawn of the dead 2004) and paul greengrass (bloody sunday, bourne supremacy), respectively. thank you spiderman and xmen for making comic book movies popular when done right. sin city is going to rule, by the way.
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